Wednesday, April 29, 2009

I Can Has? Eddie Shack's Dentures

I'm at work today, watching the bidding for this item get higher. My question...what would you do with something like this??

Bidding for this ends at 9pm tonight.

I Can Has? Bacon Vodka

Bacon Flavored Vodka. hmmm....

Your Daily Awesomeness! Featuring the Worlds best test question answer

Monday, April 27, 2009

Youtube of the Day - Don't Ram the Boob!

You gotta love Japan!

Rock The Bells 2009

Chicago, IL - Saturday June 27th First Midwest Bank Amphitheatre
Detroit, MI - Sunday June 28th DTE Energy Music Theatre
Toronto, ONT - Sunday July 5th Molson Amphitheatre
Washington, DC - Sunday July 12th Merriweather Post Pavilion
Boston, MA - Saturday July 18th Comcast Center
New York, NY - Sunday July 19th Jones Beach Amphitheatre
Vancouver, BC - Saturday August 1st Deer Lake Park
Denver, CO - Thursday August 6th Red Rocks Amphitheatre
Los Angeles, CA - Saturday August 8th San Manuel Amphitheatre
San Francisco, CA - Sunday August 9th Shoreline Amphitheatre

Sideboob of the Day - Federica Ridolfi

Your Daily Awesomeness! Featuring a Naive Mother's Yahoo Answer Question

Sunday, April 26, 2009

Raptors Offseason - I'm just putting this out there

First of all...THANK YOU to Chicago and Boston. Their game today and their game's 1 and 2 of this series are as good as any I've seen ever in a first round.

Anyway with Detroit now out and looking to rebuild I had a thought.

What if the Raptors traded Chris Bosh and Jason Kapono to the Pistons for Rip Hamilton and Tayshaun Prince. I would think Toronto would also have to swap 1st round picks to make this happen but it would address both the starting SG and SF issues. Give Toronto now 2 go to scoring options instead of one with bosh. Also it adds length and rebounding at the SF position and gives Toronto a slasher in Rip.
I would certainly try to get this deal done without swapping picks with the Pistons which might work considering the length of Rip and Tay's contracts. Keeping the pick, likely to be around 9, could shore up the backup PG spot landing the Raptors a PG like North Carolina's Ty Lawson.

The Raptors would also STILL retain the cap space they gained with Marion's contract coming off the books which they could use to lure somebody like Charlie Villanueva (16 pts 7 reb last season in 11 less min than bosh) , Lamar Odom or Mehmet Okur to Toronto to start in place of Bosh. They could then look to sign Anthony Parker to come off the bench at SG and also run the point as he did this season in a backup roll.

Not sure how much cap space they'd have but they could look at bringing Rasho or Delfino back or try to add a guy like Walter Hermann who is a free agent.

A starting 5 would look like this

PG - Jose Calderon
SG - Richard Hamilton
SF - Tayshaun Prince
PF - Charlie V/Lamar Odom/Mehmet Okur
C - Andrea Bargnani


Anthony parker or Carlos Delfino
Rasho Nesterovich
Kris Humphries
Roko Ukic
Marcus Banks
Nathan Jawai
Quincy Douby
Patrick Obryant
1st round pick

Obviously the biggest obstacle is signing somebody at a reasonable rate to replace bosh. Then using the rest of the money to bring in guys to round out the bench.

Just a thought and probably a real long shot.

Thursday, April 23, 2009

Sideboob of the Day - Roco Guirao Diaz

Your Daily Awesomeness! Featuring the BEST craigslist ad ever

Click the photo to make it bigger and give it a read. You'll be glad you did

Wednesday, April 22, 2009

I can Has? Smart Faucet with email

Faucet uses facial recognition to turn water on to preset temperatures. You can also access your email and calendar on the screen.

Via Bornrich

Youtube of the Day 2 - Beyonce singing live...TRULY TRULY AWFUL

Beyonce performs on the today show. This is the feed through the sound board as she was singing against a track.

Youtube of the Day - Gotta motorcycle....well lean back and chill, text whatever..

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Tuesday, April 21, 2009

Youtube of the Day - Featuring Chris Bosh on the "Hills"

"what'd you get up to this weekend"

I can Has? Flux Capacitor

Only $249!


Hand Bra of the Day - Christina Stefanidi

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Yellow jump suit - Check, Crowd - Check, Babies on the ground - Check...lets do this!

Sunday, April 19, 2009

Friday, April 17, 2009

Pete's Bachelor Party

This is in Pete's future

Sideboob of the Day - Kelly Brook

Song of the Day - K-OS " I wish I knew Natalie Portman"

Sample is from Phantom Planet's "California" which was also the theme song to "The OC"

Old School Video of the Week

Uptown Anthem - Naughty By Nature

Youtube of the Day - Featuring Mr. T's Flavor Wave

You've heard of the George Foreman Grill....well check out Mr. T's Flavor Wave.

"MMMM This is delicious my tastebuds is goin wild!"

Your Daily Awesomeness! Cameltoe

The TRUE definition of Cameltoe

Thursday, April 16, 2009

Song of the Day - Phoenix Lisztomania

Phoenix - Lisztomania from Discobelle on Vimeo.

Youtube of the Day - News reporters get OWNED

Math is Everywhere!

I can Has? Staircase with Slide

Seriously would you EVER take the stairs? I wouldn't Weeeeeeeee!

Via DJMick

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To promote Fitness some European Bus Stop Benches now displays your weight when you sit on it.

Wednesday, April 15, 2009

Hand Bra of the Day - Marisa Jara


Today is the last day of the regular season. Watch this promo for the playoffs and tell me you can't wait for them to start!

How to Wear a T- Shirt - Allesandra Ambrosio

NBA - bulls logo+upside down+ some color= robot reading the bible on a bench!?

VIA With Leather

Youtube of the Day - Featuring Michael Bay eating cereal

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Your Mom is not this cool.

Tuesday, April 14, 2009

Album Review - Metric - "Fantasies"

This Canadian Indie Rock quartet's first record in four years has an electrophile slickness, not to mention a set of catchy songs. Fronted by lead singer and resident rock’n roll hottie Emily Haines, this band had a lot to live up to after their critically acclaimed last album “Live It Out”. So the question going into this album was - were they able to live up to the hype they created for themselves as one of most relevant Indie bands around? And the answer is YES and then some.

The album opener “Help I’m Alive” is an excellent kickoff to a three song stretch that reels the listener into the deeper tracks on Fantasies. Emily Haines’ voice is unadulterated ear candy, her raspy whisper threads the verses wrapped around the golden sweet anthemic choruses that fill this record. The obvious choice for second single “Gimmie Sympathy” has Haines begging the question “Who would you rather be? /The Beatles or the Rolling Stones.”

The closer, “Stadium Love”, kicks the shit out of everything I’ve heard so far this year.

Mixed in between some of the lusher tracks like “Twilight Galaxy” and “Collect Call” are heavy hitters like “Gold, Guns, Girls” and “Satellite Mind”.

Everthing on this album is done to perfection. The guitar riffs are in the right spots and never overstay their welcome. The Synths add depth and layers that I haven’t heard in a very long time.

Start to finish, Fantasies will easily make top ten lists in 2009 for its accessibility, incredibly strong writing, and precision production. It is, and I say this without reservation, simply excellent.

Fantasies is a hell of a lot of fun to listen to and is by far my favorite album of the year so far.

Download these – “Gimmie Sympathy”, “Sick Muse”, “Twilight Galaxy”, “Gold Guns Girls”, “Help, I’m Alive”, “Stadium Love”, “Collect Call”, “Blindness”, “Satellite Mind”.

Rating - 9/10

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Featuring a Napkin Letter to Starbucks

Monday, April 13, 2009

Side Boob of the Day - Padma Lakshmi

Youtube of the Day - Featuring the Masters Boob Grab Plus Bonus

BONUS Because he blew a 2 shot lead with 2 holes to is Kenny Perry's Hot daughter who is a Tennessee Titan's Cheerleader

I can Has?

Zoom Lens Coffee Mug

Via coolbuzz

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Sunday, April 12, 2009

Saturday, April 11, 2009

Happy Easter

Youtube of the Day - The "greatest" boxer ever

The Mullet man Brian Sutherland...dude punches like a girl...seriously like a girl.

Friday, April 10, 2009

Brilliant. Simply Brilliant.

(Thanks to

Thursday, April 9, 2009

NBA -Holy crap this is awesome

Lou Amundson read-raps "ice ice baby" While Shaq dances and THEN Goran Dragic sings the theme to "greatest american hero" and THEN Robin Lopez sings the theme from "Cheers"

Via Ball don't lie

Rope Bra of the Day - Torrie Wilson

Trailer of the Week 2 - Mike Judge's "Extract"

NBA - Machine like to dunky dunky

Via BDL and

Youtube of the Day - Kanye West on South Park

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How to save a man from a burning building and then BODY SLAM him.

Wednesday, April 8, 2009

Song of the Day - Metric "Gimme Sympathy"

Who'd you rather be? The Beatles or the Rolling Stones?

NBA - Preview of Spike Lee's Kobe Doin work

Click here to view it --- > Spike Lee's "Kobe: Doin' Work"

Via Basketball Jones

Trailer of the Week - Bruno

Hand Bra of the Day - Jennifer England

How to Wear a T-shirt - Alexis Lopez

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Tuesday, April 7, 2009